Chin Chin.

Swanky Safari.

'Practical' sandals, baggy vest, stone chinos and tribal decor can only mean one thing; a bloody fabulous safari ensemble. Not that you have to be on safari to wear it, the Savannah and wildlife would merely be the ideal accessory. I have tried these sandals on a grand total of three times, but they look like a shoe and not a sandal once on - an arguably overcritical detail I have tried to see past but simply can't. A victim of my own fastidious fashion if you like. Nevertheless wear the following this Summer if effortless style is you forte.

Cotton-Voile Tank, £60, Chinti and Parker. Tribal Spike Three-Finger Sterling Silver Ring, £535, Pamela Love. Repeat That Tan Sandals, £55, Office. Stone Chino Shorts, £30, Multi Woven Leather Plaited Belt, £26, both Topshop.

Heart Hobo.

A tad hobo but it's all relevant. Throw in some dirty hair and a fox tail and jobs a gudden.

Gold-Plated Onyx Claw Ring, £260, Roberto Cavalli. Black Washed Midi Dress By Boutique, £50, Topshop. H By Hudson Black Multi-Buckle Boot, £140, Urban Outfitters. Large Guia Suede Bag, £405, Meli Melo.

Bjorg Gorge.

Yet another jewellery label lust. Not hard to see where it came from this time. Raw metal, anatomical references and natures finest feathers and stones. I hate to be predictable but I guess in this instance I am.

Small Splurge.

I need to stop spending now.

Claw Spike Earrings, £8, ASOS.

Tandem Navy Canvas Deck Trainers, £22, Topshop.

Leaf Ear Cuff, £10, ASOS.

White Sleeveless Square Armhole Shirt, £32, Topshop.

Kanoe Nude Boat Shoe, £50, Topshop.

Truly Madly Deeply NYC Tunic Tee, £30, Urban Outfitters.

And a few other jewellery, make up, headbands and the like.

House of Harlow.

I've been meaning to dedicate a post to Nicole Richie's jewellery line, House of Harlow, for a while now. Here it is. The following are priced from £28-£100 so it's actually an option and not just another trip to a fantasy jewellery land. Topshop have recently done a high street alternative to the multicoloured hexagonal ring, it's not online yet though. I'm a sucker for a bit of shell so I'm quite content.

Bag Watch.

Some lustworthy new bags on the scene...

Kate Sheridan Pocket Front Rucksack, £135.

Leather Portfolio Clutch, £55, ASOS.

Blue Clip Lock Leather Satchel, £85, Topshop.

Cambridge Satchel Company 15" Vintage Leather Batchel Backpack, £139, ASOS.

Mulvahill Beaded Clutch Bag, £40, ALDO. (In keeping with Colourful Carousel)

Zac Posen.

Posen you little beauty. Best til last, obv.

Stretch-Jersey Strapless Gown, £3,025.

Pleated Satin-Jersey Dress, £1,405.

Full-Skirted Stretch-Silk Dress, £1,100.

Ombré Silk Gown, £2,975.

Malene Birger.

All this sun has made me go a bit girly. Oo-er.

Bilas linen-blend crepe jacket, £265. Cretine silk-chiffon one-shoulder gown, £495. Toutprix shirt dress, £140. Campaign oversized cotton trench coat, £370. Cellux georgette playsuit, £150.

First Porter Call.

I try not to visit Mr Porter too often because I simply cannot handle the air of gentlman that engulfs me. My jealousy is an embarrassment. Today, however, I have failed and looked at every item on the site. A 'few' faves...