ES FW 11.

Totes shouldn't really say this, but if you don't think this dress is AH-MA-ZING, get off my blog. If you need telling who created such splendorous beauty, that I can do. This is a snippet of Elie Saab's FW 11 collection. I had decided not to bombard you with all the FW shows but this is a must. And as a general but justified sweeping statement, loved the dominatrix look. From Christian Siriano's strapped and studded shoes, to Louis Vuitton's rubber and handcuffs, right up to Alexander McQueen's leather chokers, kinky gloves, straps and buckles. Talking of Sarah Burton, there is rumour on the old Middleton wedding dress.

The Only Jaegerbomb I Know.

...An explosion of delightful dresses by Jaeger for the forthcoming season. I was going to choose one and build an outfit around it but simply couldn't complete such a painstaking task. So I'm posting my four finalists. See below, or pick your own favourites on their website.

Stripe Prom Dress, £180

Contrast Keyhole Dress, £280

Layered Back Dress, £560

Fishnet Short Dress, £299

(In an unintentionally progressively less innocent order)

Nails 1.

As promised, here are my new nail polishes. Admittedly Proper Copper and Gold Digger are almost identical (you win some, you lose some). Below is Proper Copper after two coats, like a really shiney metallic peach.  

Proenza'd To Perfection.

If we could just take a moment to show our appreciation for PS and how fricking amazingly they have took our cherished classic leather satchel and lovingly transformed it into one I would be honoured to be seen with on my arm this SS. Linen, genius, who knew? Well, to be specific; brown leather, black suede and beige linen.

PS1 medium linen satchel, £1,085, Proenza Schouler.

Their cheery little colourful numbers are also incredibly easy on the eye.

PS. I love you.

Safari Style.

Not that today's weather makes this ensemble at all appropriate, but here's to hoping...

             

Leopard Cami By Boutique, £40, Topshop. Antiqued-leather maxi skirt, £2,760, Donna Karan. Parasol Black Toe Loop Sandals By Boutique, £70, Topshop.

Good Girl Gets Better.

Girl can do no wrong with her locks.

Rihanna on Chelsey Lately last night whilst touring in Australia.

Ri also gets the right kinda nude for Nivea's 100th birthday campaign launching in May. My only argument is that I use Nivea, so why do I not have skin as flawless this?

Welcome Spring Back With Springbock.

With all the fur showing up on the AW11 runways I want some. And what better way to wear fur in SS than in the form of this springbock clutch by Karla Spetic.

High Shoe. High Street.

Python Black Suede Slingback, £65, Miss Selfridge.

Heston, £180, KG by Kurt Geiger.

Obviously I still prefer the latter more expensive pair, but it was the thought that counts.

Easy Breezy, Three Shirts Pleasy.

One Shirt. Three colours. Eighty seven looks. 

Clean Oversized Shirt Dress, £46, Topshop. Jules 2, £135, French Connection. Buttoned Sandal, £50, Zara. Derby Lace-up Leather Boots, £305, See by Chloe.

Leather Lovin'.

Wowza. Yes please.

Studded leather biker jacket, £3,995, Burberry Prorsum. Cream Leather Trim Blouse, £55, Topshop. Skinny leather pants,£690, Mason by Michelle Mason. Crystal-embellished glitter-finish brogues, £355, Miu Miu.